The bitch blog doggy style

Alrighty assholes, I am back. I know nobody reads this, I know. I looked my blog up on google and it is no where to be found. I can buy an easier domain name, but I am not buying it with me being the five followers. If more people read this then I will buy the domain name and make it very simple to find, but until then I am just gonna sit here and bitch and moan because that is what I do best. Today I would like to address one thing that keeps me up at night. Doggy Style. Jesus Christ want to talk about being uncomfortable, it is Doggy style. Oh my god it is cringe worthy. I just can't, what faces are you making, are you guys chatting or on your phones during it. oh my god gross. Doggy style is literally named after the position dogs use to conceive. At least missionary, reverse cowgirl, and lady on her back are meant for human beings. Hitting it from the back, oh my god that is the best angle for you to see my love handles I just don't understand the unflattering position. I cannot keep talking about this, I am too uncomfortable. At this point this is literally just my virtual diary. Ohhh a dog just jumped up on my car, it knows.. it knows that what it does after 9 pm makes me uncomfortable. .what are the chances of this. Alright ill probably be back tomorrow I got a lot to get off my chest.