AM I DYING

R.I.P to bloggerorbust.. I haven't hit ten subscribes yet, and I have made four different emails to follow myself just to make it look like I am popular. anyway this post is gonna be a little too much information, good thing this blog is anonymous because nobody needs to know about this.. but so at the beginning of the week I had TERRIBLE PAINS in my asshole and lower gut and somewhat my vaginal area, and is was not at all pleasurable.. anyway I texted my friend about it and she asked me if I have been doing ya know.. butt stuff.. and lets get this out on the table never have I ever done butt stuff and probably never will. when I told my mom that my friend suggested butt stuff she told me she would kill me if I shoved anything up there for pleasure. Anyway so I called my mom and she told me to finger my anus to see if anything seemed out of place.. uhm I will not WILL NOT finger my anus whether it is business or pleasure.. side note, doing something for business is doing something sexual but not for arousal, for example my friends and I would take business showers together to save time, it was only business no kissing or touching.. my brother and I took pleasure showers all the time growing up... that was a joke relax it is funny .. anyway so I went on throughout my week thinking I had hemorrhoids or something and last night when I was going to the bathroom there was blood on my toilet paper so I thought my menstrual cycle had come through. But in the morning there was zero blood on my tampon, but blood on my toilet paper once again .. im bleeding out of my ass, I usually blow smoke out of there but never blood, and this time my mom said to use Vaseline to lube it up, like holy shit mom the way you talk so casually about fingering my ass makes me think you are into butt stuff. I will no longer ask my mother for advice about my anus.. But here is where you guys come in, every time I go to the bathroom I get this terrible pain in my appendix, so if youre a doctor and reading this please email me at sorebottomgal123@hotmail.com ugh thanks guys