College life and Juul gang
- belowaveragebitch
- Nov 5, 2018
- 2 min read
where to begin, we are about 3/4 way through the first semester. Lets talk about our hopes and dreams and bullshit.. well somethings that are going on.. I thought my asl teacher wasn't actually deaf so I have been speaking to her, but it turns out she is.. and it turns out you don't need to be able to hear to fail me for a class.. also we need to talk about the little nicotine nipple known as a juul. I am a juul queen my friends, I suckle that thing for breakfast lunch and dinner. My mother found out and ripped my ass cheeks a new one and said she would drag me home and throw me into therapy if I don't quit by thanksgiving.. I have lost a lot of weight from the juuling and its approximately 40 pounds, seriously if your hungry smoke It and poot your appetite is gone.. the other day I was on the phone with her and talked about how full I was and she yelled at me for hitting the juul and blaming it on the juul for not being hungry, but little does she know I had two mcchinckens a medium fry and a burrito in less then 60 minutes.. any way juuling is not the same as cigarettes there is not rat shit in a pod.. and you have to puff out of a pod millions of times for it to even compare to a pack of cigs.. anyway my friends if you have any juul stories send them my way, im tired of reading out of a text book and need something to do.. college is sucking and in order to survive you need to suck out of a juul.