back to school

You know it is time to for school when you see school supplies at Walmart.. oh god makes me sick. And going to highschool seems fucking tricky , but what about college? In this case how about going to college thousands of miles away from your best friends, the boy you love with all of your heart, your psycho parents (still love em though), and not to mention the hardest part.. oh your bed. Just prepare yourself for the freshman fifteen to turn into the freshman fifty. Prepare yourself for your friends to move on and forget. Prepare yourself for zero dates even though you think youll find the one. Just prepare yourself for reality I guess. Time to start popping pills, drinking monster, and staying up all night trying to get your god damn life together. Just realize that youre not hitting anything from the back and youre only hitting the books. School is the worst and not only are you expected to go by EVERYONE, youre about to sell your kidneys to fucking pay for it. And not only is your bank account paying for it, youre liver is most likely going to suffer from all the partying youre about to do. But even though things could go terribly terribly wrong and you could get fat, it is an experience and just make it a fucking worth while one. Who cares if youre alone and overweight, YOURE IN COLLEGE BABY. Be yourself , cry a lot, and just get er done.