Rule #1: Boys are Bitches

LETS TALK ABOUT BOYS!!!! I like to think there are four categories of boys:

1: Weepy bitches- these are the type that are a little too sensitive and love their mothers a little too much.. god obsessive, sad, and annoying

2:Horny bitches- oh god these guys are so HARD (to get away from).. idk why they are so messed up in their head but they love girls chest and rumps.. the thing is boys love boobs, but chubby boys that have man boobs literally look the same as girls tits.. just saying.. anyway these boys only want you after 9 pm and clothes are optional.

3:Prick bitches- these guys are the hot assholes who say they like you but they ignore you :( Theses guys are usually good at a sport or something.. they have sub-par faces, but they make girls in heat.

4:Silent but deadly bitches- These motherfuckers are the cute ones that do not say much.. so you think that being the voluptuous woman you are you can slide in and make them love you...but they are either weird as sin or mean as fuck. These guys are the "nice ones" but they still are confusing and you get the occasional hump and dump....

All in all ladies do not let boys make you feel bad or make you think you taste like a long john silvers sandwich, they are probably more emotional than you are anyway. You are not crazy if you think your boyfriend is cheating on you with your bestfriend.. honestly they say that they shower together to save water and its some environmental thing.. but honestly i do not think it is. Alright well just remember girls are bitches, boys are bitches, and life is one big bitch.. so if you have to be a bitch just make sure you are the baddest one.