For starters

So you do not know me and you probably will never know me but that doesn't mean you cant follow me on my hellish adventure called life. We watch these movies where people find love and men chase after these woman when in reality we are not size twos and if you don't put out those men are gone and blocking your number. Or we watch movies where a surfer gets her arm chopped off by a shark and she gets stronger when in reality if you lost your arm, you would gain thirty pounds and your mom yells at you for being on the couch for too long. All im saying is, that movies are bullshit so it's time to tap back into reality and we can do that together.